I’m Getting a Fake Christmas Tree

It’s True. I’m Getting a Fake Christmas Tree I have been holding out on you guys by not blogging about this earlier. My entire life growing up and then as an adult, I have always decorated a real Christmas tree. Real Christmas trees are far superior to fake trees in every way. It’s like buying imitation vanilla extract to make Keep reading!

Why Are My Children Calling Me Mom Constantly?

Children Calling Me Mom How was your Memorial holiday weekend? Mine was a mixed bag. Spent some great time with friends, BBQ’ing and out. We tormented our poor waiter by discussing Plushies and ruminating about the perfect Safety Word. The completely cool waiter suggested: Arugula. Kevin watched a lot of war movies. I enjoyed the kids intermittently. The children made Keep reading!