Melted Snowman Succumbs To Elements

Melted Snowman Found Dead BREAKING NEWS: (St. Louis, MO)¬†Snow Boy, Snow Girl Couple Declared Dead On a day when Christians remembered the resurrection of Jesus from his cave thingy, the fate of one local St. Louis snow couple was sealed forever when temperatures reached upwards of sixty degrees fahrenheit for several hours. “The sun just shone too brightly for them. Keep reading!