Melted Snowman Succumbs To Elements

Melted Snowman Found Dead BREAKING NEWS: (St. Louis, MO)¬†Snow Boy, Snow Girl Couple Declared Dead On a day when Christians remembered the resurrection of Jesus from his cave thingy, the fate of one local St. Louis snow couple was sealed forever when temperatures reached upwards of sixty degrees fahrenheit for several hours. “The sun just shone too brightly for them. Keep reading!

Slow Death for Melting Snow Man Snow Woman

Outlook Poor for Melting Snow Man Snow Woman (St. Louis, MO) Friends and neighbors of murder victims, Miss America Snow Girl, and Pirate Cop Snow Boy, both age 1 week, were very upset that the melting snow man and snow woman remains of the four foot tall victims have not been properly disposed. “There isn’t snow on the ground hardly Keep reading!