All That Is Gold Does Not Glitter

I’ve been talking to a close friend of mine who has been married for a long time about her troubled marriage. I’ve inquired discreetly about what the major stumbling block seems to be. “Infidelity?” “Not really.” “Abuse?” “No, no. Nothing like that.” “Is your husband gay?” “He doesn’t have interior decorating skills, so that’s unlikely.” “He read the Fifty Shades of Keep reading!