There are several ways you can get de-friended from Facebook. If you are tempted to start a sentence with, “I swear, I never forward this kind of stuff, but I couldn’t pass this one up…” Don’t. Don’t finish the sentence. Go with your first inclination of not forwarding. Procrastinate, and go eat a cake donut instead. Nobody, and I mean Keep reading!
Stop Facebook posting instead of living Some mundane status updates are post-worthy. When your kid tells you you’re the worst mom ever after you drop their newly purchased ice cream on the sidewalk, for instance. There are those status updates on social media, however, that make you wonder if someone has seriously lost their mind. I give you: Status updates about Keep reading!
I’ve spotlighted The Vague-bookers & The Whiners. I now provide you with the same fifteen people you don’t really remember who share far too many mundane thoughts with their closest Facebook pals: Boring Over-share on Facebook This is my elbow. My feet smell. I have gas. I laid on the couch all day yesterday. I’m still lying on the couch. Keep reading!
Whiners on Facebook First of all, let me acknowledge the hypocrisy of me complaining about complainers. I understand the risks I’m taking by calling these folks out. “Gawd. It’s been a week of Mondays.” You know the type. You open up a little, they open up, WAY too much? You say something totally provocative like, “How are you?” and they Keep reading!
I hate Vague-booking most of all Ever since middle-aged people who actually liked Hall & Oats made Facebook uncool by knowing about it, people have been abusing their Facebook power. With power comes responsibility. Each of us is no doubt guilty of committing a social media infraction on occasion, but that doesn’t excuse it. Social media is yet another medium Keep reading!
Stop posting in Facebook! Facebook spoils surprises! In addition to meeting up with my six college friends, I spent the first two days of my trip with two other friends who flew in from San Francisco to help me surprise the rest. San Fran friends were warned not to post anything on Facebook, lest they spoil the surprise. The San Keep reading!