How To Confuse Porn With Clowns And Roller Derby

Actual conversation at the gym this morning: Friend: “I just met someone who plays in a Roller Derby League.” Me: “That’s awesome. Does she have a handle? Like, what is her roller derby name? They always have great names like Science Friction or Hydrogen Bombshell.” Friend: “I didn’t think to ask!” Stranger who overheard Friend and I talking: “My clown handle is Molly Keep reading!

Three Pageant Concerts in Four Days

A year or so ago, Kevin and I saw three Pageant concerts in four days. The scene of the crime was The Pageant in St. Louis, which is within walking distance from our house. Three Pageant concerts, completely different genres. Strangely, the concert I felt the most at home attending was standing next to the tatted, pierced dudes, while not Keep reading!