It rained the entire drive home.
Here are the stats:
Miles driven: 2,335
One adult/three children
States visited: 11-Arkansas, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, Georgia, S. Carolina, N. Carolina, Kentucky, Indiana, Illinois
Hotel stops: 6- Memphis, Mobile, Savannah, Charleston, Asheville, Nashville
Scotch bottles shattered: none!
Glitter flakes from my molting iphone case that ended up on my face: 152
New states for children: 9-TN, AL, MS, FL, GA, SC, NC, KY, IN
New states for me: 1-SC (only two left now!)
911 calls: one (boo!)
Mountain ranges: 2 (Smoky Mts, Blue Ridge Mts.)