Always a Bridesmaid- Wedding 3

Always a Bridesmaid

OMG! Enough with the tanning, already! I’m almost as dark as the wood paneling in the church. I hated this pastel sherbet bridesmaid dress, even in 1989. It was awful! The only thing I like about it is that Diane and I are both sporting like a 24 inch waist, as only early twenty-somethings can. We were mere girls! Did we even eat back then? Why do we look so uncomfortable and shiny? And seriously, enough with the babies breath already¬†and the grocery store bouquets, too! I think dandelions may have looked just as good.¬†Makes me want to reach for a flyswatter. No one should have gotten married in the 1980’s. The attire was simply the worst. I thought the 1970’s were bad but that was until the 1980’s unseated them as the champion of horrible fashion. I think we all think this way twenty years after whatever decade we are complaining about.
always a bridesmaid

3 thoughts on “Always a Bridesmaid- Wedding 3

  1. For a moment i was going to make a comment about the giant head dress, and wondered how you managed not to. Then I realized it was just a poorly positioned head.

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